The Most Predictable Coin Ever™
Status: Following predetermined path... █
Ever feel like you're living in a simulation? Welcome to $NPC, where we embrace our predetermined dialogue trees and repetitive daily routines. We're the coin that says "Good morning" at 3pm. The coin that walks into walls. The coin that keeps buying the top because that's just what our programming tells us to do.
Only scripted responses allowed
Up and to the right, obviously
Community dialogue limited
Jokes still funny here
Buy. Hold. Repeat.
We're not bugs, we're features
Click to respond to market conditions:
After all, someone needs to fill the background while the main characters do their thing.
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